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Holly A.J.'s avatar

Then there is the Uncle John's bathroom reader, a combinations of random facts, jokes, and mind puzzles, which always seems like a combination of a People's Almanac and a Reader's Digest, which would have also made good bathroom reading when they were still printed.

Cultivated Soul's avatar

Great article! Reminds me of the series The Great Bathroom Book, a compilation of short classics to read for when you’re indisposed.

Michael Preedy's avatar

I wonder: does one read ‘in’ the John or ‘on’ the John? Or both? Either way, an Englishman never takes a book into the ‘loo.’ (He lied!)

Kirsten Bell's avatar

Ah, a topic very close to my own heart! I have a forthcoming collection of essays where I carefully tested the length of each to ensure it could be read in a single toilet sitting. 'Read it on the loo while doing a poo' is not the book's official marketing slogan, but in all honesty it COULD be.

While sitting to sh*t was historically a Western preoccupation tied up with ideas of 'being civilised', and one that unnecessarily complicates the act of defecation itself, its one unquestionable advantage is that it facilitates reading (if you're interested, I've provided an anthropological take on squatting vs sitting on the loo here: https://silentbutdeadly.substack.com/p/squatting-versus-sitting).

Thanks, as always, for the recommendations.

Joel J Miller's avatar

Amazing. Thanks for sharing!

John's avatar

Joel, what marvellous recommendations. My kids used to nick any decent books I left lying around (even in the loo!), so I guess it also contributed to their development too!

Joel J Miller's avatar

Brilliant—and evidently formative.

Richard Ritenbaugh's avatar

I must admit to carrying Ambrose Bierce’s "Devil’s Dictionary" over my bathroom's threshold. It's a dictionary that one can easily and enjoyably read from A to Z.

Meddling Kid's avatar

My oldest brother excelled at wood shop in high school. So from that time onward, we had a nicely built magazine rack in the downstairs bathroom.