A man dies and his wife has him cremated, brings the ashes home, and carefully puts them into an hourglass. She puts the hourglass in a prominent place on the living room mantel, sighs contentedly, and says, "At last, you useless bum, you're going to work."
Ahh, just what I needed to read this morning. Thanks for a fun essay on subjects I love.
I'm reminded of an old joke:
A man dies and his wife has him cremated, brings the ashes home, and carefully puts them into an hourglass. She puts the hourglass in a prominent place on the living room mantel, sighs contentedly, and says, "At last, you useless bum, you're going to work."