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Smooth Operator: Pope Leo XIV Says Blessed Are the Barefaced, but Pontiffs Weren’t Always Hairless

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Joel J Miller
May 12, 2025
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The new pontiff defies stereotypes. Pope Leo XIV is the first American-born pope, a loyal White Sox fan, possibly a Costco member—he even plays Wordle. But as far as popes go, in one way he’s boringly traditional: the man has no beard.

Pope Leo XIV’s official—and beardless—photo.

Go ahead, think about it. Give me a modern pope of Rome who has sported a so…

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